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The Reincarnation Station

It says in my next life I'll be a shark and that only 5% of people will come back at a higher level. Hmmm. Seeing as how I don't know whether being a shark is a good thing, I'll just have to take their word for it.:)
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Got this in email and it cracked me up:

Here's an idea for a Living Will:

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My Practical Living Will

I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and

body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by any artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerhead

politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended
on it.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a

cold beer, it should be presumed that I won't do so ever again. When such

a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, children and

attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a

special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that

these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead to

the health, education and future of the millions of Americans who

aren't in a permanent coma and who nonetheless may be in need of

nourishment.

Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case. I don't

care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge for their

run for the presidency in 2008, it is my wish that they play politics with

someone else's life and leave me alone to die in peace.

I couldn't care less if a hundred religious zealots send e-mails to

legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know these

people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and/or crusade

on my behalf. They should mind their own damn business,too.

If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a

political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make his

or her existence a living hell.

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